Hi! My name is Elena. 

Who am I?

I am a creature of immersive illusions. I am scary and I start shit. And also I am strong and hold space and love you so, so much.


My real self historically hasn’t gotten a lot of air time. When I was a little girl, my teachers and religious leaders saw her and tried to squash her, but she is very much not dead.


As a free floating agent of chaos, here’s what I believe:
– Many of the rules we live by are crap
– Chaos is hilarious
– Humiliation can be really hot
– In general, whatever the mayhem is doesn’t actually matter


I’ve jumped off of a lot of personal cliffs and have stared into some real existential darkness, and I know that a lot of our worries/efforts/strivings/whatever really aren’t important. Or they are, but because they demonstrate our love for each other, or they point to long buried childhood pain, or for some other hidden reason. They’re not important for their own sake.


I see through pretense with ease, and the grownups in my life have never liked it. Tough shit. I really am the ringleader they always accused me of being.


If you’re game for it, I will happily talk you into hilariously smashing every social norm that’s ever held you back in your life RIGHT NOW and cheer you on gleefully the whole way.

How can I help you?

My various offerings are energetic containers designed to give you focused space to tackle the large (or seemingly large) barriers in your life that are preventing you from making the gains for which you strive. These containers are currently available in individual and group forms. 

Visit the Services page to learn more.